This evening, while I was heading home from work, I read some really funny on the news stand just outside the train station. Here in England, it is a common practice on every news stand to erect posters with the latest local/national front page news.
Tonight's poster read something like :
"Burgess Hill shoppers shocked by sex toys display". If this poster is based on actual events and it is actually what I think it is, then IT IS Hillarious!!!
(I am a bit concerned about this article's title. I haven't read the article itself and thus, I am not supposed to comment on it. But I will try to comment on the title, and I will probably try to find the article too.)If the article is about a newly established underwear shop in the Burgess Hill town centre, then I am right!!!
Some empirical facts on Burgess Hill:
According to my unofficial "census", a Burgess Hill resident has an average age of 65 ! (or at least that's what I've figured out in the past two years that I 've lived here)
So, what was the owner of the underwear shop thinking when he/she took the decision to start this kind of business in our town?
Anyway... I will try to find out more on that and I will update any details...
I hope I am wrong!
I like Burgess Hill, but I think it needs something ... more youth, more shops, more colour ...something... I don't know, just yet!