"Laugh out loud" stuff...

Signs and notices

Why the use of English outside England can cause problems...

PLEASE HANG YOUR ORDER BEFORE RETIRING ON YOUR DOORKNOB - Sign in an Ankara hotel

VISITORS ARE EXPECTED TO COMPLAIN AT THE OFFICE BETWEEN 9 AND 11 DAILY - Sign in an Athens hotel


WHEN TWO TRAINS APPROACH EACH OTHER AT A CROSSING, THEY SHALL BOTH STOP AND NEITHER SHALL START UP UNTIL THE OTHER HAS GONE - Law in Kansas

TO STOP THE DRIP, TURN COCK TO RIGHT - In a Finnish toilet

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR - Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge

and my favorite one:

HOME WANTED FOR FRIENDLY LABRADOR. WILL EAT ANYTHING - LOVES CHILDREN.
Advert posted in shop window (London UK)

You can find more of these... Aparently, there is a branch of the European commission (translation Service) that is trying to encourage people -and mainly tradesmen and businesses- to write more clearly.

I think they've got a point .